Adele Limericks by Edward Lear

That adenoid-thumping Adele

Is as loud as the Notre Dame bell

And her face on a photo

Looks just like Quasimodo

She's the most-played young artist…in HELL

Here's what I wrote to Adele:

"Your music and lyrics both smell.

Your shrill-siren bleating

Can start my ears bleeding

(signed) well wisher -- fall down a well!"

It seems like a bloody sick joke:

Adele painted and posing for Vogue!

She can't get any Vogue-er

But she's still the fat ogre

Whose dildo is Kylie Minogue